T-shirt: Bar-Ber-Shoppers Motorcycle Parody

Think those biker gang fellows are the only ones who like to look tough? For those times when you're not wearing your sequined vest (or in the case of Toronto barbershoppers, your mime outfit), this shirt is sure to help you reclaim your rep as a badass. Disclaimer: any similarity to a certain motorcycle company's trademarked logo is purely coincidental. Oh, and the earth is flat.

Available in black 100% cotton tee, sizes M, L, XL, and XXL

Price: $19.99